
While spending the New Year holiday in Palm Springs, I had the fortunate opportunity to enjoy the luxury of wintertime bathing. Unfortunately, the pool maintenance man showed up and inadvertently displayed his butt crack in all its splendor.
I firmly believe that under garments are an essential part of one’s outfit just to support and protect one's nether regions.
Should I ever have the need to hire a pool hand, I will declare that underwear must be worn at all times. Alternatively, I could screen the potential employees to find a more appealing crack.
